In the news, Herbie's advise, Bush;s solution

          In the news, Herbie Greenthumb, the landscaper for Green Acres home for the old and rich and also gives advise on lawn care for Home Depot says to make sure you used the extra strength Dirt Glue on your lawns today. He say the dirt glue will prevent your grass from jumping out of the ground tomorrow when the sun finally comes out. He says that the shock of the sun light after two weeks of rain may actually make your grass jump right out of the ground. Extra strength Dirt Glue, by Borden the makers of Elmer's petal and leave glue, should keep your grass in the ground.

        In other news, President Bush stated at a news conference today that he plans to ask congress for $60 Billion dollars to construct one thousand revolving doors on the boarder with Mexico. He stated that the illegal aliens will get caught in the doors and find themselves back in Mexico.

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