Santa confusion

        IN THE NEWS, It has been reported that Santa was seen circling over Smith field last night around midnight. Observers stated that he seemed confused but after circling for an hour landed some where near the Senior center.
        When asked what the problem was Santa replied that when he got to his next stop, a Mrs Joann Davis, he checked his list and noticed an X with the word Pope next to her name and had to check with the Vatican before delivering  any presents.
        Santa stated that the problem  came from an incident at Fatima Hospital where Mrs Davis used the S word in front of a nun and had to be reprimanded but after checking with the Pope was given permission to deliver her gifts.This confusion  put Santa behind in his deliveries which meant that some children had to be sent back to bed so Santa could make his deliveries.  All in all  thing turned out  good and everyone had a  Merry Christmas,  Even Mrs  Davis who got a small lump of coal along with he presents to remind her to watch her language, especially in front of nuns.

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