In the news, Santa's big news.

      In the news, trouble at the north pole, Santa at a news conference today announced that he will be moving his whole operation from the north pole to China. He stated that with the high labor and energy cost it will be much more cost effective to have the Chinese make his products and he will be able to deliver them much quicker if he leaves from China because he won't have to deal with the harsh winter storms at the north pole.
      A spokesperson for the International Brotherhood of Toy Makers Union stated that they are working with Santa to find a solution to his problem and stated that the elves may be willing to take a pay cut if it mean that they can save their jobs. The spokesperson also stated that they are negotiating with Hasbro toy makes to offer them the elves toy making skills.

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