In the news, Senator Craig pleads not guilty.

      In the news, The restroom police will be inspecting restroom stall for the correct signage at our nations airports. The problem surfaced this week when Senator Craig was arrested for bumping feet with an undercover bathroom patrolman at the Minneapolis airport. According to Senator Craig he did nothing wrong because federal guide line were not followed by the airport in constructing the bathroom stalls. There was no sign stating bumping feet with the person in the next stall was against the law, if he had known he would have been more careful with his foot placement.

      The spokesperson for the bathroom police, who are responsible for signage and inspection of toilet stalls and to insure they pass federal guide line, stated that the stalls at Minneapolis were constructed before the federal guide line were in place. He stated that federal guide lines require stall partitions to be no more that one foot from the floor, to prevent hands from patrons from reaching under, a move the bathroom police like to call a Treasure Hunt. also self sticking non skid foot print should be place in front of each toilet so patron will have no excuse for foot bumping.Also signs are required on the inside of stall door stating PLACING HAND AND FEET OUTSIDE OF STALL PUNISHABLE UNDER FEDERAL LAW.STRICTLY ENFORCED.The spokesperson stated that inspection should be completed before Christmas, the busiest travel season of the year.He also stated that patron should resist those sexual urges that flying hours on a plane with three hundred total strangers can arouse.If that's not possible, keep you hand and feet to your self.     

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