Tiny weeny

      OK, who's spreading the rumor that I have a tinny weeny, Everyday I get at least 6   Emails imforming me how I can increase the size of my weener. How did they find that out? Has my wife been talking or is someone spreading rumors? The other day I got an Email from TWA. Hell I thought I won a free trip.It turns out that it was Tinny Weeny Anonimous  asking me to join.  

     Who are these people who are so worried about my weener that they E mail me everyday to sell me pills, creams and other weird stuff to make me more well endowed? Who buys this crap? Maybe I should start a businesss selling instructions on how to use what you got..

      What happens if you mess up and use too much and it gets too big, do they have something to make it smaller? Is your Weener too big? Do you have to buy your condoms at the big and long store? Then today is your lucky day, now from the makers of Viagra comes Shrinkeze, loose those unwanted inches fast.

      I apreciate the fact that so many people are worried about my weener but it works just fine and like they say, if it aint broke don't fix it. I think I'll just leave it the way it is.After 59 years I'm kind of used to it.

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