In the news, Big brother is watching and Donald spotted.

       In the news, according to our reliable source big brother's been watching unsuspecting motorist on our nation's highways. That's right, for the last 6 years the president's surveillance program has been placing camera's in those little birds you see sitting on wires, in trees, anywhere that they can get a clear view of the highways.

       Our source stated that it was revealed when a motorist driving down route 295 in Rhode Island hit what he thought was a bird but when he arrived home found what appeared to be a sparrow with a tinny camera in a little helmet strapped to the birds head, stuck in the grill of his truck. He called the state police immediately who sent an officer to retrieve the bird and said they would investigate the matter but when the unidentified motorist called a week later the state police denied any knowledge of the incident.

        When asked the spokes person for the surveillance program speaking off the record stated that the birds were place along the highways to follow the movements of suspected terrorist and that they were not there to spy on ordinary citizens.

        In other news, the question of where is Donald Rumsfeld has been answered. Donald was spotted Tuesday hidding in the janitors closet a the Pentagon. According to the security spokesperson at the pentagon Mr Rumsfeld has refused to leave the building and has been seen roaming the hallway of the pentagon after everyone goes home, sometimes leaving notes on Mr Gate's desk advising him on how the win the war in Iraq.  

      

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