In the news, Rumers around D.C.

         In the news, According to a reliable source Vice president Cheney, despite the rumors circulating around Washington, really does have a neck. Our source stated that it can't always be seen because he has really high shoulders from shrugging his shoulders in school when asked questions to which he had no answer.

        When asked the vice president laughed and stated that at one point he went to the draft board claiming he had no neck and should not be drafted which got him his 3rd deferment.

       In other news, finally snow has come to Rhode Island and there is not a loaf of bread or a gallon of milk on a shelf anywhere. According to a spokesperson for Stop and Shop, an unidentified shopper bought all the bread and milk and is auctioning it off on E Bay.

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