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         In the news, Word around Bunny Land is that the Easter Bunny, Peter Rabbit, is very upset at the controversy over what he should be called. According to the mayor of Bunny Land his honorable Jack Rabbit, Peter stated, I can't believe these people, I  pay for the eggs out of my own pocket ,deliver these damn things free of charge and they fight over my damn name. That's it next year no eggs. I'm going to Disney World for Easter to hang out with Mickey and Goofy.

       In other news, According to a reliable source, a child was injured at the annual Egg hunt at the White House when President Bush pushed the unnamed girl who was about to pick up an egg that the president claimed was his. Our source stated that he over heard the president complaining that the girl deserved it because she was finding all the eggs and he only found two and that she won't be invited next year. Later Laura Bush apologized for her husband and said his problem goes back to his childhood when he had to compete with Jeb for his father's attention.  

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