In the news, trouble at the north pole and George get a visit.

  In the news, there's trouble at the North Pole. It seems Santa must have gotten a bad batch of magic corn and failed an emission test conducted by the North Pole Division of Reindeer Powered Vehicles.

   Doctor Hermy Shorts the official North Pole veterinarian stated that the test was conducted shortly after Santa  fed the magic corn to the reindeer and they developed a case of flatulence. He stated that it was weird because the gas appeared in different colors and smelled like candy canes.

  The spokesperson for Division of Reindeer Powered Vehicles stated that another test will be conducted in a few days and if all goes well they should be set to fly Christmas Eve.

 

    In other news, President Bush, at a news conference today stated that last night he was visited by the Christmas spirits, past, present and future and stated that there will be a big change in our strategy in Iraq. He stated that the stay the course policy won't work.

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