In the news.

     In the news, the U.S. Postal service and the makers of Alpo dog food are teaming up this Christmas season in an attempt to get pets involve in the Christmas season. The postal service plans to offer a limited edition  flavored stamp. that's right, in beef, liver, chicken and tuna for you cat lovers, so pet owners can involve their pets in sending Christmas cards. All you have to do is write the cards, stick it in the envelope and call your pet to come over to lick the stamp, a job nobody enjoys. They'll love it and come running with their tongues hang out and one quick swipe on their tongue and mission accomplished. They'll be begging for more..

     A spokesperson for the Postal Service stated that the stamps will be available on December 1st, demand for the stamps will be high because this will be a one time offer so get to your post office early . The postmaster general has ordered door to open at 4am so people can get them before going to work.

 

    In other news, Donald Rumsfeld, after loosing his job as Secretary of Defense has taken a job as Santa Claus at the Mall of America. According to our reliable source it only to tide him over till his checks start coming in from his Haliburton profit sharing account.

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