NEW FROM GENERAL MILLS

        Now From General Mills come a new cereal formulated just for seniors, New MAKEYOUCRAP is guaranteed to get things moving. Make from a blend of all natural oat brand and prunes MAKEYOUCRAP will do just that One bowl each morning and Granny is off and running like a twenty year old and her colon will be squeaky clean.

       Mrs Martha Spudthumper, 88 years young, who swears by MAKEYOUCRAP, states that I have a bowl every morning and I'm clean as a whistle all day

       So next time your shopping for cereal look for MAKEYOUCRAP, the cereal that makes you get up and go.

       CAUTION, USE ONLY AS DIRECTED. BE SURE BATHROOM IS EMPTY AND EXHAUST FAN IS ON BEFORE EATING. .

         

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