A whizzing experience.

        Me and the wife were driving home from North Carolina and decided to pull into one of those service areas. Anyways we go in and look around for the rest rooms, here they are mens and women's room. What the heck is that, Unisex room? What the heck do you do in there? Could be fun. OH well better go do what I came here for. Lets see mens room to the right, OH good its not too crowded, I'll go right here. Yea, I needed that. Why this guy gotta pick this one right next to me?  He's there a few seconds and then he says HELLO, WHAT'S UP? Hum, I says to myself, this is a very friendly place. That must be what that unisex room is for.

         Anyways this guy keeps talking and making no sense so I kinda try to ignore him and finish what I came to do and as I was leaving I notice the guys got one of those handless cell phones things on his ear. You know, I used to ask why anyone needs to have one of those things but just look at all the things you can do while talking on the phone. Isn't technology wonderful? Only now every time I answer the phone I wonder is this person taking a whiz or something more disgusting, EWW, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.