Sunday, June 08, 2008

Humpy Dumpty pushed?

            Did Humpty Dumpty fall or was he actually pushed? That is the question to be explored on Cold Case Files this week. According to a spokesperson for the TV program new evidence has surfaced that could put a new spin on the case.
            Rumor has it that Mr Dumpty was having an affair with the Old Lady that lived in the shoe and was actually the father of her tenth child was behind in his child support payments. According to their reliable source The Old Lady called Mr Dumpty an asked to meet him at the wall. When she arrived Mr Dumpy was sitting on the wall looking over the kingdom and she sat down beside him. An argument ensued and when she got up to leave she put her hand on his shell to aid her in raising and accidentally pushed him off the wall. She was upset and ran off because she was afraid that she would be blamed for his death. She went to the phone booth at the corner of Thirty Third and Third street and called 911. but when all the kings horses and all the kings men arrived Mr Dumpty had lost too much yoke and couldn't be helped.
           Authorities have not released any imformation on the case but state that they are reopening the case after recieving the new imformation from Cold Case Files.  
             

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