Benjamen Moore.

     New from Benjamen Moore, HAZMAT PAINT, a paint formulated just for bathrooms to stand up to methane gas from those nights of bean buritto's and beer. A spokesperson for the company, Mr P. Youstink stated that the paint is guaranteed to stand up to even the most toxic gas known to man, the Wendy's chili and Black Label Beer morning after toxic cloud.  

     Professional painter, Harry Pits, states that he has tested the paint himself at Big Jim's Chili and Brew and after 6 months of toxic fumes the paint looked as good as new, no bubbles, flaking or fading. He says he recommends the paint highly.

     Mr Youstink states that the product will be on the sheles at Home Depot and Lowe's by June.